I had an interesting response to my email on Jose Mourinho a while ago (which is highly topical now that the āSpecial Oneā has been dethroned at Old Trafford!).
It was from a kitchen retailer called Neil. He expanded upon the point Iād made about Mourinho making the best of the squad he had, his first time round at Chelsea.
Hereās what Neil said:
āA person once said to me: 5, not 50. Look at the market in the 5-mile radius around you ā thereās probably more opportunities there than driving 50 miles to do business.ā
I'm sure you'll relate to that, itās a powerful and true insight.
Mooching, Kitchens and Christmas
Weāre well on the way towards Christmas now, and no doubt youāre super busy on your final jobs, ensuring that families have their brand-new kitchens in place before that wonderfully natural deadline of the 25th December!
But today, I just want to touch briefly on what happens AFTER Christmas.
As we all know, thereās a big rush to get new kitchens installed prior to the big day, but the buying intent kicks back in soon after Santa slides down the chimney.
In fact, over the years, one thing has become very clear to us about kitchen buying dynamics. It starts with a profound triggerā¦
5 minutes to fresh kitchen enquiries
Before I go any further, I want you to banish all thoughts of what a successful sales and marketing message should look like.
Because what Iāve got to share with you goes completely against the grain of what most people think marketing is ā we call it the āRe-activation Emailā.
Quite frankly, it wouldnāt be too harsh to consider it the runt of the marketing litter. Itās a bit of an ugly little bugger, but it sure does get results.
Two golden words for selling kitchens
As I mentioned the other week, Iāve always believed in the power of mentors ā having someone whoās already trod the path that you want to go down is a very smart way to shortcut success.
Last week I mentioned one of my oldest mentors; this week I want to refer to one of my newest ā the inimitable Nigel Botterill.
Bottyās a bona fide UK business superstar, with bags of sales and marketing experience. Last year, he introduced me to a very clever approach, that can be used with great effect in the kitchen industryā¦
Uncertainty killed the kitchen sale
Throughout my career, Iāve always had mentors, and thereās a simple analogy that explains why:
You wouldnāt attempt Everest without a Sherpa.
Having someone on hand who knows the route is hugely valuable, can stop you heading off in the wrong direction, and make sure you go the most direct way to your desired destination.
Gorilla Love
Following on from my Customer Experience thoughts last week, I thought Iād ask a question today:
Whatās the difference between a Customer Experience and Customer Service?
Well, we believe that the āexperienceā is proactive and takes place leading up to the point of the sale, while āserviceā is reactive and will inevitably happen after the sale has been made.
The Difference Between Ordinary & Extraordinary
Many advertisers spend a lot of money encouraging potential customers into their business.
But what happens when those prospective customers walk in?
The reality is that lots of businesses are simply wasting that advertising money by failing to maximise each opportunity that that advertising affords them.
Jose Mourinho & Marketing
I was flicking through the channels the other night and I caught one of those football shows, āThe Premier League Years 2004/5ā. It was the season that signalled the arrival of āThe Special Oneā, Jose Mourinho.
It was 14 years ago now, but there are two big marketing lessons in the changes that Jose made to Chelsea, and I wanted to share them with you.
Throwing in the Towel
I had the chance last week to spend some time with legendary explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes.
You know who Iām talking about ā the guy who cut his own frostbitten fingers off with a hacksaw.
Although Iām not planning on climbing Everest anytime soon, Britain's greatest living explorer had some hard-won advice that I enjoyed digesting, and I thought it might be relevant for you too.
It's about building a āmarketing systemā
Over the years, Iāve realised that when it comes to marketing, there are three distinct types of KBB businesses:
#1 - Those who do no marketing (or very little), and rely solely on word of mouth
#2 - Those who do a few campaigns throughout the year; maybe radio for a couple of months, then a flyer-drop a couple of months later, or a newspaper ad with an offer to stimulate sales
#3 - Those who see their marketing as a process and a system, and have properly bought into the idea of 'rhythmic customer acquisition'ā¦
You might be surprised by this
The 4% mistake
Bear with me for a moment, please. Hereās a couple of questions:
Did you wake up this morning and decide that - today - youāre going out to buy a bedā¦? Or, a new washing machineā¦? Or, a new carā¦? Chances are, you didnāt.
You see, research indicates that if you take most products, only 4% of people want them TODAYā¦
Ideas are not the problem
I was chatting to a kitchen retailer a couple of weeks ago; talking through some marketing ideas for his business. We came up with some great strategies to generate more leads and win more work, but then he stopped me and said:
āHereās the thing, David ā ideas are not necessarily the issue; itās putting them in place thatās the problem.ā
Itās a simple statement. But to me, itās profound in its ability to sum-up where so many kitchen businesses are atā¦

















